Are You Married?

YES. Will answer "yes!" from now on. Have tried open, honest, friendly route. Does not work. Always backfires. Have had two consecutive afternoons hijacked by uninteresting boys. Understand cultural differences of speaking to boys from Muslim family may lead to awkward situations. Does not explain second afternoon in which was dealing with western boy. Gaah! Would much rather have read infinitely more appealing book than commit to tedious chit chat. Have put on fake wedding ring and am developing back story. Currently debating between engaged and married.